taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

1 hour agovia source / 548,057 notes
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.
1 hour agovia source / 6,266 notes

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

1 hour agovia source / 76,742 notes

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

image

my anaconda don’t…

image

My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

image

1 hour agovia source / 37,862 notes
1 hour agovia source / 3,971 notes

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

9 hours agovia source / 180,571 notes

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

9 hours agovia source / 21,838 notes
9 hours agovia source / 186,705 notes

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

9 hours agovia source / 35,484 notes

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

9 hours agovia source / 957,747 notes






HT
gastons-chest-hair

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

1 hour agovia source / 548,057 notes
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.
1 hour agovia source / 6,266 notes

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

1 hour agovia source / 76,742 notes

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

image

my anaconda don’t…

image

My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

image

1 hour agovia source / 37,862 notes
1 hour agovia source / 3,971 notes

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

9 hours agovia source / 180,571 notes

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

9 hours agovia source / 21,838 notes
9 hours agovia source / 186,705 notes

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

9 hours agovia source / 35,484 notes

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

9 hours agovia source / 957,747 notes






HT